Sunday, February 26, 2006

A sad day for the Guild.


Darren McGavin, best known among hunters for his portrayal of hall-of-famer Carl "The Night Stalker" Kolchak, died at approximately 7:10 A.M. Pacific time, Saturday 25, 2006, according to his official website.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Check out the new album!

Just because we love his name. Rob Zombie, Ladies and Gentlemen.



Join the online team HERE.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

HUNTER OF THE WEEK - ME!

That's right, ME! Since no one else has bothered to send in a picture of themselves in their hunting gear, here's me. I declare myself Hunter of the Week and award myself a prize.

Tool Update

Jonathon "The Tool" Sharkey, sorry I mean "The Impaler", is of course fighting his extradition to Indiana. His hearing is scheduled for Feb. 21, after which we are sure this sad loser will be packed off to Indiana to face charges of stalking and escape.

Full story HERE.

So far Jonathon hasn't ackowledged his legal problem on his website. His toolishness, however, is in full evidence.

We mock you, Jonathon. Without mercy or pity we mock you.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Blade TV Series

In case you haven't heard, Spike TV is producing a Blade television series. Snipes declined to participate, so the new Blade is one Kirk "Sticky Fingaz" Jones (pictured at left.)

Jones is a rapper and actor whose films include Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood and House of the Dead 2: Dead Aim.

The Blade two hour tv movie/pilot should be airing sometime this summer.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Lestat the Musical- Is there anything gayer than this?

Start with the very fey vampire Lestat. Turn his story into a musical. Get Elton John and Bernie Taupin to write the music. What do you get? Quite posible the gayest thing ever! (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Apparently what you do not get is quality theater, according to reviewers who saw the show during it's San Francisco run. But don't worry, before the show hits Broadway on March 25th it's going to be...
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REVAMPED!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

HA!

EHEH!

HEHHmmmm.

I crack me up.

Lestat.com enjoy.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Our favorite tool goes to jail.

So-called "vampyre" Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey was arrested yesterday on outstanding warrants for stalking and escape. Bail has been set at $100,000. Get the full story from the Princeton Union-Eagal here.

Christ, what a tool.

This makes Officer Todd Frederick of the Princeton Police Department our HUNTER OF THE WEEK!